Old Evil Eyes
By Peter Graff

Below, through the surface of the lazy current, the world’s largest fish hovered , an enormous grey shadow a few inches off the sand bottom. A short debate followed, ending in the judgement that the big northern was at least fourteen feet long and weighed somewhere in the neighborhood of a Quarter Horse. We dropped magazines and bolted for our fishing rods which were by the back door, already loaded with daredevils. I snatched up my Assorted Flies making sure the Blue Marauder was with them. Once on the bank we tried every casting technique we knew-- Figure-eight; Bombs Away; Nose Drag, Tail Drag, Herky-jerky Dying Minnow --but the leviathan would have none of it, probably because he had spent the night before dining on newly hatched ducklings. In frustration, we commenced to hatching ideas. It wasn’t long before we had a terrific one.

We’d net the son of a bitch.

We grabbed a pair of 5-foot nets from the cabin, and “fanned out.” Billy went upstream and I moved a dozen yards downstream in front of the fish’s snout. Then, just before slipping into the waist-deep water, in a crystalline moment of pure eight year-old inspiration, I shook the Blue Marauder out of its plastic package and hooked it onto the end of the net bag. Then Billy waded downstream as we began to execute a slow, pulse-pounding pincher movement.

It is unclear what motivated the world’s largest fish to move. Perhaps, his evil eyes caught sight of Billy nearing him from the rear and he was annoyed. I like to think those evil eyes suddenly fixed on the Blue Marauder. Whatever it was, the pike came to life. A green freight train, he pulled slowly out of the station , then began picking up speed. Incredibly, though there were a good ten yards of river on either side of me, he barreled straight ahead, straight into the net, and straight into the Marauder. Then he lost his temper. The river boiled up as he tore at the netting, his tail-third, which could not fit in the net, cracked the surface mightily. I was sure he was going to destroy the net and then turn on me, smashing me into watery oblivion just like Moby Dick had done to Gregory Peck.

“I can’t hold him!” I screamed, but suddenly Billy was there, and he slapped his net over mine. Together we hauled the thrashing pike downstream and into shore. It required all we had to drag him from the river and up onto a section of flat beach, and there we three lay, all gasping for breath, stunned what had just happened.

Old Evil Eyes as we would call him afterwards, was as long as either of us and, judging by the effort it had taken to beach him, weighed over twenty-five pounds. His tail was bigger than two young hands, and we agreed his teeth were as large and deadly as Indian arrowheads. His black, red-rimmed deathless eyes were easily a foot apart; one bore into us and seemed to ask, “Well, what’s it going’ to be now. boys?”

Billy and I looked at each other. As best friends do, we calculated with a single mind. Old Evil Eyes would assure us of central billing at dinner for the next few nights. We’d probably get our pictures in the Big Bay newspaper. One ornery old carnivore would be gone, and a lot of duckling would sleep sounder for it. And just think: dragged down to the Store, that one single, malignant pike would probably tip the scales in favor of the two genuine hunting knives that floated beneath the surface of the glass top showcase.

But that was not what was going to happen. Two young boys to whom catching and killing was the natural order of the Universe, shared a single epiphany: we had counted coup like the Indian braves of old, and now Old Evil Eyes was going into the Lake. We wanted no business of determining his--or our-- future. We wanted Evil Eyes free to float like a U-boat in our river of memories forever. So we dragged him downto the Lake and waited until he untangled himself from the shredded nets. He hung immobile. He pouted. The water began to dissolve the sand caked to his side. Then with a languorous flip of his tail he slipped away from us and into perpetual mystery, my Blue Marauder lodged squarely in his forehead.

In the fall, Billy’s family moved out East and and he slipped away from me. Not that I have tried very hard to find him over the years. I don’t know where he is now, or who he is, how many kids he has or hasn’t, whether or not he went through a messy divorce or several career changes....and that’s fine. No need for a reunion. For all I know, Billy still goes to the Huron Mountain Club in the summer and scans Lake Superior for a sign of Old Evil Eyes who by now must have grown into a sinister Free Willy.

Billy, Evil Eyes, and the hundreds of trout I have caught on more refined flies than the Blue Marauder, were just too good to keep, and so are just as perfect now as they were when I first touched them.


I have two reunions to choose from this summer.

The first is my 30th high school reunion. At the last one I attended, the 20th, several hundred people traded stuck-smile synopses about messy divorces, twelve-step redemptions, kids at eastern schools, career conquests while slipping in hidden glances, searching for something they might recognized: a familiar yearbook image; confirmation that their own youth had survived the years since graduation. Later,we danced desperately to a Sixties band until the sweat leaked freely and washed make-up to the sea, revealing us as the aging people we were.

The whole idea made me feel too mortal. So, I’m not going to go this time.

The second reunion marks the 40th anniversary of catching the world’s largest fish on a fly. The reunion is being held in my memory and it is relatively easy to get to ( though now days I tend to lose my way when traveling the roads of nostalgia). Yet I’m sure I can find the world’s largest fish , though I’ve not seen him for many years, and getting there makes me feel young again.

And I can leave for that reunion right now.

Thirty years ago my best friend was Billy Manierre. We were inseparable, and I loved him. Not only was he great fun to be with, but he was rich, the grandson of a man who started one of the original Great Lakes shipping lines in Michigan. I would have been Billy’s best friend even if he were middle class like me, but that he had access to the world of the priveleged was a residual benefit. Because of his bloodline, for example, I was able to accompany him on two consecutive summers to The Huron Mountain Club.

The Huron Mountain Club was in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula and sat on the shore Lake Superior about fifty miles north of Marquette. Here wealthy members gathered with their families to enjoy a few thousand acres of private forest, seven lakes, a sand-bottom river, three trout streams, a central lodge and dining hall (separate hall for the children) and clay tennis courts. They stayed in opulent log “cabins” that lined the shores of a river that emptied nearby into the frigid water of Superior; Billy’s grandmother’s cabin was a rustic affair about the size of the Lincoln Memorial with separate servants’ cabin. Once through the Club’s front gate and past the guard, Billy and I dumped our stuff in Grandmother’s cabin and disappeared into the woods, following carefully blazed trails from lake to lake and adventure to adventure.

We spent a lot of time fishing our hearts out, taking the family rowboat from its place in the boathouse on Pine Lake, trolling with big red and white daredevils and 12 lb. test for northern pike, jerking them in and unceremoniously throwing them into the bottom of the boat until there was a big pile of sticky green hammerhandles. When we felt we had enough, we would row back, hook the comatose fish to a stringer, and haul them up the trail to the “Store” which was near the main lodge. There a man would weigh them, and pay us ten cents to the pound. We didn’t know why and we didn’t care because a pile of pike could be parlayed into something neat: compass, lures, maps, shiny doodads meant to capture a young boy’s heart. After two particularly good fishing trips I had enough to buy an Assortment Pack of Fishing Flies® that included none other than the Blue Marauder, a #4 fly that tied in Taiwan that was the color of a bruise and that sported a two-inch shock of red caribou on the barb end, the entire fly not too carefully girt with silver tinsel. It looked like it would live up to the jingle on the package: “Murder On Fish.”

One afternoon when we were in between adventures, we sat in the big bay window of Grandmother’s Cabin alternately writing out requests for free hunting and fishing junk available in the back of Field and -Stream, and staring lazily down at the river as it made its way past us before turning right to the Lake.

“Look at that!” Billy pointed, awe dripping from his whispered voice.

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